LADS are the sorriest excuse for stupid, uneducated, illiterate Australian scummy children and it would please me if they all suffer severe injuries to their genitalia. For those of you who don’t know what a Lad is, to my understanding they are kids who hang out on public transport and shopping centers in gangs looking for trouble. They are easily identifiable by their Nike snap backs, and sporting brand apparel.
Anyway, I was on a tram on the way to a nursing home as part of my schools community action program. My friend and I sat quietly on the tram minding our own business, when a bunch of lads approached us. Decked out in Adidas clothing, they sat in the seats to our right, and one of them recognized our school uniform.”ay mate, you go to dat’ poofta’ school. Who gives and who takes it”. The dickheads burst into a bout of laughter, as did I, laughing at the stupidity of his diction. Another illiterate lad decided to join in. “Yeh’ mate, I versed ya’ in footy, I’s too scared to bend over cos’ I thought I’d get bummed mate”. Out of his sheer stupidity, one of the lads turned to his friend and asked, “so who gets it?”. In an even stupider reply, his friend answered, “I dunno. they wouldn’t say”. But before I had a chance to reply, one screamed “Oh my God, look at dat guy’s Adidas”. Their attention turned to another passenger at the other side of the tram, and walked over to that person, only it wasn’t a walk. Every four steps, they did a skip, as if they were too cool and had way too much sw@g to walk like a normal person.
They left the tram, and I sat, unable to contain my laughter. I’m no professor, but thank fuck I’m not that dumb.
awesomeness 